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October 08 2017

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me: *sees a fat cat*

me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…


D&D lore: So orcs are evil and tribalistic, drow are evil and are racist, tieflings ar-

*Me, ripping pages out of the dungeon master’s guide with my gay, grimy DM hands*: not in my world, bitch

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Inktober 19, 20 and 21. Jeez! Seems I’m not able to update anything in weekends! Oh, well.

COME ON AND SLAM your mothers head onto her damn shoulders for her would you dear




Time spent by Merle deciding whether to forget the birth of his children: 0 seconds

Time spent by Magnus deciding whether to forget the memory of the man who killed his wife and destroyed his home: a few minutes

Time spent by Taako deciding whether to become slightly less hot: about two years

What’s important to me in all this is Magnus’ complete acceptance of Taako’s struggle.

Taako: [after learning he has to decide whether to become less hot] [5 more seconds of complete silence] I just don’t….I know I need to make a decision here. It’s just, you know-it’s a tough one, right?

Griffin: You say to one-eyed Merle and Magnus who just forgot the killers of his-

Magnus: No-no listen, everybody’s battle’s are their own and I’m not going to sit here and tell Taako who’s struggle is worse or less than mine.

Taako/Justin: Taako’s also not a good person? Like Taako is not a good person–

Magnus/Travis: Yeah, but I feel I know Taako well enough by this point to know how hard this must be for him. I understand if this is too much and I’ll take two [penalty] spins if this is too much.

Genuinely I loved this so much, Magnus is straight up the sweetest, the nicest, the most heroic of the boys, he’s the friend with an instagram of nothing except dogs he saw on the street and comments on all of taako’s selfies like “you look good today!”

October 07 2017

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You think the dead we loved truly ever leave us? You think that we don’t recall them more clearly in times of great trouble?

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© Ian Fisher

I think it’s worth mentioning that these are oil paintings, not photoshopped pictures. This guy is amazing, check him out. 

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oh. my. fucking.



‘bi people can pass as straight!’

anyone can pass as straight, if they silence themselves enough.


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I’ve been completely sober for the past year and a half. I know that Fame is sober so she’s the only other person who can understand exactly what I’m going through.” (x)

weird old forgotten tumblr things that I never see included in this sort of list:


  • ah, the scalene triangle
  • loving Cole Sprouse
  • hating Cole Sprouse 
  • the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed
  • the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it
  • trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content 
    • the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh
  • “I was here here before MTV!”
  • 12.9 year olds
  • “what is air” and “my ovaries” 
  • non-tumblr people were peasants
  • nice legs daisy dukes
  • slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen
  • homestuck
  • tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)
  • tumblr user the-vashta-nerada 
  • Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??
  • imagine how is touch the sky
  • “you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon
  • do she got the booty?
  • “can you give me directions to the olive garden?”
  • night bloggers 
  • add more help me relive the past 6 years i’ve wasted on this garbage website

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    October 06 2017

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    drag race meme ♕ (3/5) snatch game favourites: chad michaels as cher

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    ↳ nymphadora tonks harry potter

    “Harry, guess what?“ said Tonks from her perch on top of the washing machine, and she wiggled her left hand at him; a ring glittered there.

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    ↳ nymphadora tonks harry potter

    “Harry, guess what?“ said Tonks from her perch on top of the washing machine, and she wiggled her left hand at him; a ring glittered there.






    Tarantulas in media: great big vicious monsters, insatiable appetites, super deadly, ultra predators, terrifying soulless beasts

    Tarantulas in real life: fragile, soft-bellied, eat your dinner or just fucking molt already it’s not that hard, ‘I’m fasting for religious reasons that I’m not going to explain and your offerings of crickets offend me’, ‘oooh nooo I stepped in my water dish and now my foot’s wet I’m going to climb up the glass to sulk about it and if I fall I might DIE and THEN you’ll be sorry’, will yank out ass hair when angry, arches up on tiptoes to avoid belly being touched by passing cricket, might hurt self on own skeleton, leave scraps of web lying around for no reason, constant maladaptive daydreaming, the stoners of the spider world

    ‘care guides say I like to burrow but nah, I just like making messy piles with substrate and then knocking them over like a child with sandcastles’

    also featuring: ‘this plant has been with me for ten years, time to have a sudden mood change and spend an entire night ripping it out and destroying it’ and ‘thanks for putting water in my vivarium i will now continue to shovel earth into it at every opportunity’, ‘i am a vicious predator and- oh no is that a woodlouse crawling over my foot oh no ew better go and sit on top of my cave ew’, ‘hello pesky HUMAN can you please take out these old leaves i found i wrapped them up into a nice bundle for you and put them in the corner i dont like them TAKE THEM OUT’ and, my forever favourite: ‘ohhhh this thermometer looks nice. it’s round. it’s pretty. I WILL WRAP ALL MY LEGS AROUND IT WHILST CLIMBING AND- oh. oh im sliding. it’s coming off. oh. WHY AM I ON MY BACK. OH.’

    I’m reading this and I would still kill a tarantula if it got anywhere near me.

    cool then don’t come to my house and don’t add on to my posts


    Game Developer: This new game world is 500 times larger than the map of our previous game!

    Me: Cool. Did you fill this massive new map with fun things to do?

    Game Developer:

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